6.04.2009

When Things Get Fancy, the Spaghetti Gets Going

If you've spent anytime around this rascal ranch very long, then you know it isn't a secret that I don't cook. And when I do cook it is the furthest thing from gourmet. Like Timbuktu far. Add the fact that we might as well have pitched tents at the baseball fields these past couple of weeks, and my stove hasn't seen much action. Unless you can count the fish sticks and pizza rolls that Keaton cooked his brothers for lunch yesterday.

Tonight, though, the boys and I decided to pull out all the stops. We were home, and we thought that we should do it up right.

Spaghetti is about the fanciest meal we have around these parts, and I count it as "cooking from scratch," although I use boxed noodles and canned tomato sauce, but whatever.

The boys got right to work creating their restaurant.

They made a sign.




If you aren't fluent in eightyearoldese, that says "3 Boys Spaghettioni."

And Sawyer is absent from the whole signage fun because just prior to this, he had slugged his brother in the stomach. And I didn't take a picture of him pouting in the chair.

Then they hung it outside.


Notice how excited Sawyer looks about the whole thing. Note....slugging your brother and being put in time out doesn't keep you from being forced to take pictures for your mother.

The staff of the restaurant also obviously forgot to tend to the landscaping before opening day. (Remember.....I don't do plants. I also obviously don't move the pots off the sidewalk that have the remains of former plants that I have killed.)

They made a menu.


They set the table. Tablecloth and everything. And even busted out the fancy candles. And wrapped the silverware in napkins.

They divvied up "jobs." And everyone got eyeliner mustaches. Except for me. Because goatee didn't match my outfit.

Keaton was the maitre d'.

Sawyer was the waiter. He named himself "Ostiano." Apparently it is authentically Italian. So says the Irish-looking redhead who was still being grouchy about having his picture taken.

Tate was the chef. Complete with a paper hat. Those bread twisty things....yay.....he did those himself. I think he washed his hands.

And I cooked the spaghetti. Which no picture was taken of. But, that's okay, because without a cool mustache, it just wouldn't have been that interesting. Although I did almost burn the sauce, which is pretty typical. I'm not a multi-tasker. Which could be why I HAVE to stick to one-step recipes!

Dad called and gave us the word that he was on his way home from his softball game. The boys scurried around to put all the last minute touches on the surprise dinner. We lit the candles. We turned off SpongeBob. And Keaton found some dinner music on my computer.

Good choice, huh? He said it was the most "Italian" thing he could find. Uh-huh.

The boys were so excited when Kirk walked through the door. They greeted him with their best Italian Redneck Arkansas accents. And Sawyer took his order on an old Mary Kay pocket calendar.

Excuse the grossness of the husband.....I think he was less than thrilled that I was taking pictures of him in his fresh-off-the-softball-field state. All for the sake of the blog, honey, all for the blog.

After a yummy dinner, fantastic mood music (which was set on repeat...much to my delight!), and a near-choking incident with Chef Tate (never a dull moment!), Kirk was presented with the bill.


And the announcement was made that tomorrow night is Mexican Restaurant night.

And that Tate is to play the maracas.

Excellent.

19 comments:

Jim said...

Amb,
3 Boys Whatagettee? Sounds delish. Did the restaurant staff eat with the customer or in the kitchen with the chef? Who got the tip?
I can't wait to hear the spanish accents outa those rascals. Good cookin' senor and senora!

Hasta Manana
"Diego-Papa"

Cathy said...

You are one fun Mama!

Girlfriend, we need to talk turkey...or spaghettioni...or mexican...or whatever...about your little trip!

...we'll try not to have any tornados while you're here. (had a warning for one today. weird. really weird.)

Cathy said...

Oh and I forgot to say...
I'd totally eat your cooking...as long as I had a PDDP to wash it down with.;)

I kid. I kid. (well, not about a PDDP, but about having to wash it down. because a PDDP is ALWAYS called for.)

Jessica said...

I <3 this story. And I especially love the curlicues on the sign and menu. How fun! I wish I could be a fly on the wall tonight!

Mich said...

Cute!the signs and menu were precious...

Glad you finally could enjoy a fun meal at home during this busy season.

Love ya!

Carpoolqueen said...

Oohhh - you just gave me a way to fill more time in the afternoon!!!

Kristin said...

That is about the cutest thing I've read today!

So much fun!

Kendra said...

Your boys are just too adorable!

So, either your cooking really IS a rarity and they celebrate it in a HUGE way, or it's good that you don't cook that often if they make this big of a deal out of every meal time!

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

My girls would be ALL OVER this idea. And it might make them a little more keen on the dinner duty chore!

I was lovin' those curliques on their sign. So cute.

Jessica said...

how fun! And who knew that Charlie Daniels was Italian? Your little dudes are too cute!

mimi said...

I love it! I don't do the same things you don't do :) Your boys are so creative and so cute. Everything was perfect...from the 'staches to the music. What a great memory to document. I only wish I was your neighbor...I'd be over in a flash! And Mexican tonight? I wonder what music they will come up with for that?!

whimzie said...

I may be coveting your red plates just a little. I apologize.

I had no idea Chalizzio Daniels was Italian. "The Devilia Wenta Down to Georgio's" is one of my favorites.

This was absolutely precious. You Rascals know how to have a good time, that's for sure.

buscher3 said...

How fun is that??? So cute!

Tiffani said...

Did Kirk pay the bill?!

And, just knowing you have that song on your computer is truly enough to make me love you forever and a day...

What a fun fun fun idea..we will add this to our "summer" list!!

Sawyer was CRACKING me up w/ his face in the first few pics!! Sorry bud.

Stephanie @ My Answered Prayer said...

yummy yummy!

Jim Dad-you're going to have so much fun next weekend and week!

Jennifer said...

So how many times DID the devil go down to Georgia!! LOL!!

A Joyful Chaos said...

What a fun post! Thanks for sharing it with us!

Gretchen said...

Sounds to me like you no longer have to cook what with your restauranteurs on the job. Even the reluctant one. We all have reluctant days,no?

Adorable.

Lori Motl said...

My plates look almost exactly like that!