3.04.2009

Bodily Function Humor....My Boys' Love Language

Bribery is alive and well.


And it looks like this.


See....the husband is out of town. I stuffed myself full of pizza with my BFF, Stephanie, and got home just in time to watch American Idol. I also bought the next installment in my Twilight fix, Eclipse, and am planning on doing n.o.t.h.i.n.g. tonight except hangin' with my vampire friends.

So with this huge plate of responsibility sitting in front of me (uh-hum), I simply had zero time to do housework tonight.

So I resorted to bribery. And nothing makes my boys happier or gets toys cleaned up faster than a brand spankin' new whoopie cushion.

Mother of the Year Award...right here...once again.

12 comments:

Stephanie said...

That's awesome! I hope you gave them something really unhealthy like a box of brownies to go with the whoopie cushion! I'm getting a desire to start reading the twilight books now.

Carpoolqueen said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

And that's how we roll here, too.

Kendra said...

You may regret tomorrow that whoopie cushion tonight. Because the constant fake toots will eventually drive you up the wall. And even Edward can't save your sanity. I'll add you to my prayer list!

Stephanie @ My Answered Prayer said...

I had such a good time at dinner...so glad you called! And the little darlings were such angels....don't know if that will happen again!

Ooohh my kids and E would love a woopie cushion but I'm with Kendra don't know if I can handle it.

Jennifer said...

That hilarious!

mer@lifeat7000feet said...

Every little boy needs a whoopee cushion, but I think I may need to send you a case of Advil!

John has been traveling a LOT lately. I hate it. I'll pray for you.

The Bowden's said...

Hilarious! It's been a while since we've had one around our house. You will definitely need the Advil! :)

Mandy said...

Awesome! It even looks like the kind that re-inflates itself. You're a cool mom!

Alison said...

Haha...just hope they don't get you when you've got company over...that could be a tough one to explain. ;-)

Libby said...

haha! Thats so funny =]Thats life with three little boys for ya!!

Monica said...

Thanks for the laugh, always can be put to good use!

Lynn said...

Oh what a terrific bribe. I think boys the world over would love this one. No matter how old they are ;) Ya just never outgrow a whoopie cushion.